areasofmyexpertise: DAVID REES IS AT LARGO TONIGHT. The rest of his tour is HERE. I will never stop talking about this. Video courtesy: VICE. at my current (horrible) job, i use pencils everyday. i hadn’t used a pencil since i was in at least high school, if not earlier. this doesn’t make me appreciate my (gawd-awful) job, but i think it makes me see the pencil in a new...
eject: Beatrix, 3, WTF →
kellyoxford: Me: I got a new video for us. Beatrix: What is it? Me: It teaches you how to speak Chinese. Beatrix: I HATE Chinese. Me: You told me you wanted to learn Chinese. Beatrix: I DON’T WANT TO BE CHINESE!!! Me: No, you can still speak English, you won’t turn Chinese. I turn on the video. Bea is… kids crack me up.